*sounds kinda stupid.watcha think?*

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.(the only vacant time of mine :x)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"(and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(just a SUGGESTION).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."(well,sounds a bit late huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating"(sounds kinda obvious)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."(it's kinda COOL)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(how could kids supposed to do that?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(and i'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."(elsewhere?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."(a big question mark is flashing in my mind.care for a help?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."(because this product is?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(is there a case of this one?.it's COOL!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

source: http://midnight-scribbles.blogspot.com